[RPG][ATA][Eston] Hat trick defeats

[Vincent Plouffe]

"By all the gods in the heavens and infernal hells, why do I find myself 
here AGAIN?!"

Sarigan berated his healers from the moment he regained consciousness, 
swearing and cursing so loudly that the physicians feared he'd rip his 
stitches out.

"Thrice now. THRICE! Every time I take to the bloody field and issue orders, 
I wake up face down, having discovered that they're bloody because all my 
men have died on them! Have I offended some deity?! Did I accidentally 
recruit from a secret contingents of deaf footmen and archers from the far 
corners of Eston?! WHAT WENT WRONG?!"

The healers were trying to sedate him now, to little effect. Two lay 
unconscious on the floor and would wake up missing a few teeth. A third was 
wailing in pain nearby after a flailing limb had caught him in the crotch. 
Only one remained.

"YOU!" said the madman. The poor young woman nearly wet herself.

"Fetch me a priest, a whore, five bottles of brandy and the largest slab of 
raw meat you can find! I've had enough of fate beating me around and I'm 
damned well going to do something about it!"

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