[RPG] [BT][Khthon/Plergoth] A Laundry Accident

[Christopher Subich]

(Ext. Weghie, just prior to sunrise)

Daragh grumbled. It all started with a latrine, too.

"... and if Private Pogley had dig the new latrines like he was ordered 
to, we wouldn't be in this mess," Captain Diggler finished.

"So, let me make sure I understand this right. Pogley didn't dig the new 
latrine, but everyone thought he did..." Daragh said.

"Right."

"So, then some anonymous practical joker thought it would be funny to 
dump our uniforms in the clean latrine..."

"Yessir."

"But it wasn't... so the regiment's uniforms are ruined. On the eve of 
battle."

"Yessir, but not all's to waste. We have some spares." Diggler reached 
for Daragh's spare from the trunk.

"Spares, Diggler? Great! Without uniforms, Khthon wouldn't rec... what's 
that?"

"The spare uniforms, sir!"

"But these aren't the Red, White, and Brown of Khthon. If I didn't know 
better, I'd say they were Plergoth's?"

"Exactly, sir. What with our hasty departure from Creasur, we never 
returned the old uniforms to the quartermaster!"

"We can't wear these, we'd line up on the wrong side!"

"Well, sir they're already wea--"

A snappy, black and white-outfitted soldier rang the alarm. "BATTLE! 
FOES! TO ARMS!"

"Captain Diggler, you're fired."