[RPG] [WI][OT] Songs of A Random Soldier

[Anthony Anderson]

Sounds of singing can be heard all across Steepglades, as Random
Soldiers everywhere lift up their voices.

To turn the tide of battle
We slaughter all the cattle
We don't know if that really works
But it's a sight that we won't miss

That's not dee-scouraging in the least
We'd rather starve than eat the beast
Who chews, throws up, and chews, throws up
The grass on which we piss!

Oh hail to the Giblet
The Giblet barbeque
A spit on a pit is a glorious thing
(If you listen real close, you can still hear them scream)

Oh, lift up your Blood Ale if it's true!
Is there anything finer
Than being a diner
At the Giblet barbeque?